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Breaking: Ministry of Propaganda Declares 100% Approval Rating After Polling Themselves
In a groundbreaking display of public confidence, the Ministry of Propaganda of a country who chose to remain anonymous announced today a flawless 100% approval rating…
Guide: Your Partner’s Love Language is Complaining
Some people prefer words of affirmation, others gifts or maybe quality time. But if you’re reading this, it’s because your beloved – bless their cynical heart…
Breaking: Bodybuilder Builds Muscle Without Protein
In a shocking turn of events that has left scientists, fitness gurus and your local gym bros scratching their heads, one bodybuilder has defied every rule…
Breaking: Scientists Explain Why Men Can’t Find Anything on Their Own
In a groundbreaking study that has baffled researchers and confirmed the suspicions of women everywhere, scientists have finally cracked one of the universe’s most perplexing mysteries:…
Guide: Small Talk, Because Silence is Scary
We all know small talk, the true art of saying absolutely nothing but pretending it’s crucial to your survival. It’s the difference between being labeled “approachable”…
Breaking: Local Idiot Claims ‘Monkeys Are In Charge’ After Heavy Night Out
Liverpool, UK – The dire event has left the local pub’s early-morning crowd both amused and bewildered: local resident Gary “Gaz” Evans, 34, claims he has…
