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Guide: Living with Anxiety
Welcome, you anxious disaster! If you’re reading this, it means you’ve officially given up on trying to fix yourself and have accepted that your life will…
Breaking: Ministry of Propaganda Declares 100% Approval Rating After Polling Themselves
In a groundbreaking display of public confidence, the Ministry of Propaganda of a country who chose to remain anonymous announced today a flawless 100% approval rating…
Guide: Your Partner’s Love Language is Complaining
Some people prefer words of affirmation, others gifts or maybe quality time. But if you’re reading this, it’s because your beloved – bless their cynical heart…
Breaking: Bodybuilder Builds Muscle Without Protein
In a shocking turn of events that has left scientists, fitness gurus and your local gym bros scratching their heads, one bodybuilder has defied every rule…
Breaking: Scientists Explain Why Men Can’t Find Anything on Their Own
In a groundbreaking study that has baffled researchers and confirmed the suspicions of women everywhere, scientists have finally cracked one of the universe’s most perplexing mysteries:…
Guide: Small Talk, Because Silence is Scary
We all know small talk, the true art of saying absolutely nothing but pretending it’s crucial to your survival. It’s the difference between being labeled “approachable”…
