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Local Man Refuses to Switch to Winter Time, Declares War on “Big Clock”
This is an act of rebellion that nobody would have ever thought witnessing: Greg Allen, a 42-year-old accountant from Milwaukee, has announced that he will no…
Guide: ADHD, How to Function When Your Brain is a Pinball Machine
Congratulations! If you’re reading this, you’ve likely realized that your brain isn’t quite the sleek, streamlined jet engine of focus that society expects. Nope, instead, you’ve…
Study Shows 90% of Meetings Could Have Been Emails
This new revelation is sure to disrupt office snack budgets nationwide – a groundbreaking new study has confirmed what we all suspected: 90% of workplace meetings…
Interview: Employee Always Chooses ‘Reply-All’
The ‘reply’ button exists for a reason and to this employee, the reason is “to be ignored.” We had the privilege of sitting down with a…
Dad Mistakes ‘Streaming’ for ‘Screaming,’ Spends Day Yelling at TV
Modern tech is tough and confusing, for some more than for others. Case in point, this local dad and part-time tech antagonist Mark Jones spent an…
Guide: Your Girlfriend Sent You Shopping
Congratulations, mate! You’ve been sent to the grocery store by your better half. It’s a rite of passage in every relationship, a task that seems simple…
