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Breaking: CEO Announces Bold New Plan to Increase Productivity: ‘Work Harder’
In a groundbreaking move that has left business analysts and economists stunned, the CEO of tech giant HyperCorp, Chadwick Kendall, has unveiled a revolutionary strategy to…
Woman Cures Her Depression by ‘Cheering Up’ and Realizing ‘It’s Not That Bad’
Brentwood, Essex – Local woman Sarah Bingley, 34, has defied the entire field of psychology by finding a groundbreaking cure for her decade-long battle with depression:…
Guide: How to Get out of People Asking You to Fix Their Computer Issues
So, you’ve made the rookie mistake of fixing someone’s computer once and now, congratulations: you’ve become the go-to tech wizard for every friend, relative and distant…
Guide: Your Wife (or Girlfriend) is Way Hotter Than You
Let’s face it, mate: your girlfriend (or wife for those of you who followed this guide) is a certified smoke show, and you, well… you’re the…
Guide: How to Be Right and Still Lose Every Debate with Your Boss
Do you ever find yourself stepping into a conversation with your boss, armed to the teeth with logic, facts and an unwavering sense of justice, only…
Guide: Your Girlfriend Asked if You’d Still Love Her if She Was a Worm and Demands Answers.
So, it’s 9 p.m. on a Tuesday night., you’re minding your own business scrolling through memes or half-watching some nonsense on Netflix when she hits you…
