Air Travel – An Honest Review
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Air Travel – An Honest Review

Planes. Need I say more? Of course I do! Planes are those flying tin sausages humanity cooked up to blast through the air at 900 km/h (550 mph for those who can't digest the metric system), packed tighter than a 19th-century orphanage and just as joyful. The marvel of aviation was born from one simple, unhinged human desire: defying physics while being served a curry in a microwave tray at 10 km in the air…
Guide: Become an Alpha Male
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Guide: Become an Alpha Male

So, you want to become an alpha male? The man so powerful he once won an argument with himself? The kind of specimen that doesn’t cry, doesn’t apologize and absolutely does not eat yogurt because "it’s a beta food"? Then you're at the right place. Now you have a choice: either you pay 18k for a 3-day "bootcamp" or you read this guide and venmo me later. Still here? Perfect. Now strap in, nerd, because…
Breaking: Office Worker Confuses Troubleshooting with Trouble-Shouting, Fixes Printer by Yelling at It
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Breaking: Office Worker Confuses Troubleshooting with Trouble-Shouting, Fixes Printer by Yelling at It

Dave Edwards, a self-proclaimed “tech wizard”, has stunned his entire company and IT professionals worldwide by successfully fixing his office printer through the sheer power of aggravated shouting. Edwards, 43, who describes his computer literacy as “I watched the pilot of The IT Crowd, so above average,” had been wrestling with the office nemesis HP LaserJet for a few days already when, this morning, after 45 minutes of clicking random buttons and aggressively jabbing the…
Guide: You Are Burning Out
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Guide: You Are Burning Out

Welcome to Your Downward Spiral So, you’re feeling chronically exhausted, unmotivated and mildly dead inside? Congratulations! You’re officially on the fast track to burnout, that wonderful condition where your body and mind simultaneously wave the white flag while you continue to push forward like the absolute moron that you are. But let’s not be dramatic, right? It’s just stress, just a busy period. The same busy period that’s been going on for the last six…
Guide: Mansplaining
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Guide: Mansplaining

Congratulations, you mediocre pile of unwarranted confidence! You’ve decided to master the fine art of mansplaining, the time-honored tradition of telling people things they already know except louder, incorrectly and with a zest of condescension. This guide will help you hone your craft and ensure you’re the most insufferable person in any room, provided that's not already case. Step 0: The Art of Manning Before you can mansplain, you must first man. Cultivate an unshakeable…
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Guide: You Want Too Much

Let’s face it, you blob: you want too much. Every day, you’re out here with your grabby mindset, hoarding dreams, goals and unrealistic aspirations like a dragon sitting on a pile of gold that you’ll never use. It’s time to calm down, alright? So now please take a deep breath and realize that the problem isn’t the world - it’s you. Step 1: Admit It Do you really need a fulfilling career, enough sleep and…
Breaking: Computers Can Sense Tech Illiteracy, and They’re Judging You
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Breaking: Computers Can Sense Tech Illiteracy, and They’re Judging You

Scientists made a groundbreaking revelation that surprised absolutely no one who has ever tried to explain the difference between “the Internet” and “Wi-Fi” to their parents, as they finally confirmed that computers can sense tech illiteracy and have had this ability since their inception. Worse yet, they are using this to prey on the less knowledgeable and bully them into submission. The Science Behind the Smug Machines Dr. Andrew Jefferson, head researcher, recently published his…
Breaking: Civil Unrest as Brits Realize That the Sky Is Blue After Rain Unexpectedly Stops
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Breaking: Civil Unrest as Brits Realize That the Sky Is Blue After Rain Unexpectedly Stops

The United Kingdom fell in a global state of civil unrest yesterday as citizens were forced to confront a shocking revelation: the sky, as it turns out, is blue. This discovery came after an unseasonable break in the rain allowed a rare glimpse of what experts are tentatively calling "clear weather." The event has been described as "rude" by a devastating majority of the population. Reports of confusion started coming in early in the morning.…
Man Smiling While Holding Phone in Hands
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Breaking: Man Cures Cancer by Posting ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ on Social Media

Experts have been left completely baffled as local hero Greg Jenkins reportedly achieved what was thought to be impossible: he eradicated cancer by sharing a heartfelt Facebook post offering his “thoughts and prayers.” The post is being credited with halting tumor growth worldwide and garnered a stunning 34 likes, 12 love reacts and one obligatory “praying hands” emoji, leaving the entire scientific community totally confused. A Miracle Status Update “I just felt like, you know,…
Overworked Employee lying in front of Laptop
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Guide: You’re Caring Too Much

For those of you who don't know, caring is that delightful social affliction where you convince yourself that other people’s lives, feelings and opinions matter more than they actually do. Are you suffering from the unbearable weight of giving a damn? Do you find yourself lying awake at night, wondering if your parents misinterpreted the tone of your last message or if the planet will melt into a puddle of sorrow because you weren't enthusiastic…