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Breaking: Bodybuilder Builds Muscle Without Protein
In a shocking turn of events that has left scientists, fitness gurus and your local gym bros scratching their heads, one bodybuilder has defied every rule…
Breaking: Scientists Explain Why Men Can’t Find Anything on Their Own
In a groundbreaking study that has baffled researchers and confirmed the suspicions of women everywhere, scientists have finally cracked one of the universe’s most perplexing mysteries:…
Guide: Small Talk, Because Silence is Scary
We all know small talk, the true art of saying absolutely nothing but pretending it’s crucial to your survival. It’s the difference between being labeled “approachable”…
Breaking: Local Idiot Claims ‘Monkeys Are In Charge’ After Heavy Night Out
Liverpool, UK – The dire event has left the local pub’s early-morning crowd both amused and bewildered: local resident Gary “Gaz” Evans, 34, claims he has…
Breaking: CEO Announces Bold New Plan to Increase Productivity: ‘Work Harder’
In a groundbreaking move that has left business analysts and economists stunned, the CEO of tech giant HyperCorp, Chadwick Kendall, has unveiled a revolutionary strategy to…
Woman Cures Her Depression by ‘Cheering Up’ and Realizing ‘It’s Not That Bad’
Brentwood, Essex – Local woman Sarah Bingley, 34, has defied the entire field of psychology by finding a groundbreaking cure for her decade-long battle with depression:…
