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Dad Mistakes ‘Streaming’ for ‘Screaming,’ Spends Day Yelling at TV
Modern tech is tough and confusing, for some more than for others. Case in point, this local dad and part-time tech antagonist Mark Jones spent an…
Guide: Your Girlfriend Sent You Shopping
Congratulations, mate! You’ve been sent to the grocery store by your better half. It’s a rite of passage in every relationship, a task that seems simple…
Woman Confuses ‘Mindfulness’ with ‘Mind Fullness,’ Memorizes Half of Wikipedia, Can’t Find Inner Peace
Experts are calling it “the most dedicated misunderstanding of all time”: Jane Higgins has spent the last four years memorizing Wikipedia after confusing the concept of…
Guide: Living with Anxiety
Welcome, you anxious disaster! If you’re reading this, it means you’ve officially given up on trying to fix yourself and have accepted that your life will…
Breaking: Ministry of Propaganda Declares 100% Approval Rating After Polling Themselves
In a groundbreaking display of public confidence, the Ministry of Propaganda of a country who chose to remain anonymous announced today a flawless 100% approval rating…
Guide: Your Partner’s Love Language is Complaining
Some people prefer words of affirmation, others gifts or maybe quality time. But if you’re reading this, it’s because your beloved – bless their cynical heart…
