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Interview: Man Refuses to Wear Costume, Claims He’s ‘Already Dead Inside’
Hell, Michigan – This Halloween season, locals are perplexed by one among them who stands alone in his steadfast rejection of costumes, citing an unexpectedly bleak…
Breaking: Scientists Decrease Thermometers by 3 Degrees, Solve Climate Change
Scientists worldwide have collectively agreed to lower thermometers by a cool 3 degrees Celsius, or 5.4 degrees Fahrenheit. Yes, you read right: climate change, that annoying…
Local Man Refuses to Switch to Winter Time, Declares War on “Big Clock”
This is an act of rebellion that nobody would have ever thought witnessing: Greg Allen, a 42-year-old accountant from Milwaukee, has announced that he will no…
Guide: ADHD, How to Function When Your Brain is a Pinball Machine
Congratulations! If you’re reading this, you’ve likely realized that your brain isn’t quite the sleek, streamlined jet engine of focus that society expects. Nope, instead, you’ve…
Study Shows 90% of Meetings Could Have Been Emails
This new revelation is sure to disrupt office snack budgets nationwide – a groundbreaking new study has confirmed what we all suspected: 90% of workplace meetings…
Interview: Employee Always Chooses ‘Reply-All’
The ‘reply’ button exists for a reason and to this employee, the reason is “to be ignored.” We had the privilege of sitting down with a…
