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Man Finishes Bodybuilding: ‘I Lifted All the Weights’
Derek “The Tank” Johnson, the man who shook the scientific world with his discovery of the “Fleximus Prime” muscle, has once again turned the gym reality…
Breaking: New AI Can Lie, Gaslight and Mansplain; Is Elected President
History took a turn and maybe not for the best, or not for the worst, analysts aren’t quite sure yet: the latest artificial intelligence, dubbed “MAGAtron”,…
Breaking: Wrestling Enters Classroom in New Education Reform
Education Gets Pinned The authorities’ latest move seems more inspired by a misguided midlife crisis than actual benevolence as professional wrestling has been introduced to the…
Children: A Guide to Humanity’s Most Infuriating Achievement
Children… Those pint-sized sociopaths with sticky hands, the unearned confidence of a mediocre white man and a moral compass spinning wildly into the abyss. Once heralded…
Guide: You Have No Common Sense
Congratulations, my little mongoose! You’ve finally realized something that most of us noticed about a couple eons ago: you have absolutely no common sense. Like none…
Breaking: Scientists Reveal That ‘Brutally Honest’ People Are Just Rude
A groundbreaking study was released this week as a team of scientists has confirmed what the general public has suspected for years: people who proudly declare…
