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An Ode to Coffee
Coffee is love, coffee is life. That pretty much sums it up but let’s dig deeper. Coffee is that caffeinated elixir that turns your blobby half-dead…
The Myths of Minimalism: Owning One Fork Won’t Make You Enlightened
You know minimalism, right? That seductive lifestyle trend promising spiritual clarity, financial freedom and the smug satisfaction of living with fewer possessions than a Buddhist monk…
Breaking: Man Told to “Get Over It” Actually Gets Over It
Experts are calling this a once-in-a-millennium event: a 32-year-old man from Tallahassee, Florida, has defied the very laws of human stubbornness by actually “getting over it”…
Guide: Navigate Romantic Relationships
Love is patient, love is kind — and love is also a relentless marathon of passive-aggressive instant messages, shared passwords and of trying not to elbow…
Guide: The Myths of Healthy Eating
Healthy eating is sold as a world dominated by superfoods, overpriced powders and influencers who swear their 20 bucks smoothie holds the key to immortality. The…
Man Finishes Bodybuilding: ‘I Lifted All the Weights’
Derek “The Tank” Johnson, the man who shook the scientific world with his discovery of the “Fleximus Prime” muscle, has once again turned the gym reality…
