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Guide: You Have No Common Sense
Congratulations, my little mongoose! You’ve finally realized something that most of us noticed about a couple eons ago: you have absolutely no common sense. Like none…
Breaking: Scientists Reveal That ‘Brutally Honest’ People Are Just Rude
A groundbreaking study was released this week as a team of scientists has confirmed what the general public has suspected for years: people who proudly declare…
Interview: White Man Doesn’t See the Problem with Patriarchy
Local White Man Sets Record Straight, Confirms World’s Been Fine All Along Robert Brooks, 47, a white man describing himself as “more of a big-picture thinker”,…
Guide: You’re Paranoid
Alright, let me introduce you to paranoia: it’s not just a fleeting thought; it’s a full-time job. You don’t dabble in paranoia. You commit. Welcome to…
Interview: Man Explains How to Look Busy at Work Without Doing Anything
We had the rare pleasure of sitting down with Trevor Higgins, a man who’s somehow made a thriving career out of looking like he’s holding the…
Interview: White Man Doesn’t Believe in Systemic Racism
“Systemic racism? Come on, buddy. That’s just a buzzword,” begins 47 year-old Robert Brooks, who swears he’s cracked the code on what he calls “this modern…
