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Breaking: Wrestling Enters Classroom in New Education Reform
Education Gets Pinned The authorities’ latest move seems more inspired by a misguided midlife crisis than actual benevolence as professional wrestling has been introduced to the…
Children: A Guide to Humanity’s Most Infuriating Achievement
Children… Those pint-sized sociopaths with sticky hands, the unearned confidence of a mediocre white man and a moral compass spinning wildly into the abyss. Once heralded…
Guide: You Have No Common Sense
Congratulations, my little mongoose! You’ve finally realized something that most of us noticed about a couple eons ago: you have absolutely no common sense. Like none…
Breaking: Scientists Reveal That ‘Brutally Honest’ People Are Just Rude
A groundbreaking study was released this week as a team of scientists has confirmed what the general public has suspected for years: people who proudly declare…
Interview: White Man Doesn’t See the Problem with Patriarchy
Local White Man Sets Record Straight, Confirms World’s Been Fine All Along Robert Brooks, 47, a white man describing himself as “more of a big-picture thinker”,…
Guide: You’re Paranoid
Alright, let me introduce you to paranoia: it’s not just a fleeting thought; it’s a full-time job. You don’t dabble in paranoia. You commit. Welcome to…
