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Guide: Navigate Romantic Relationships
Love is patient, love is kind — and love is also a relentless marathon of passive-aggressive instant messages, shared passwords and of trying not to elbow…
Guide: The Myths of Healthy Eating
Healthy eating is sold as a world dominated by superfoods, overpriced powders and influencers who swear their 20 bucks smoothie holds the key to immortality. The…
Man Finishes Bodybuilding: ‘I Lifted All the Weights’
Derek “The Tank” Johnson, the man who shook the scientific world with his discovery of the “Fleximus Prime” muscle, has once again turned the gym reality…
Breaking: New AI Can Lie, Gaslight and Mansplain; Is Elected President
History took a turn and maybe not for the best, or not for the worst, analysts aren’t quite sure yet: the latest artificial intelligence, dubbed “MAGAtron”,…
Breaking: Wrestling Enters Classroom in New Education Reform
Education Gets Pinned The authorities’ latest move seems more inspired by a misguided midlife crisis than actual benevolence as professional wrestling has been introduced to the…
Children: A Guide to Humanity’s Most Infuriating Achievement
Children… Those pint-sized sociopaths with sticky hands, the unearned confidence of a mediocre white man and a moral compass spinning wildly into the abyss. Once heralded…
