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Breaking: Coworker Who Sends “Per My Last Email” Confirmed as Sociopath
The news is shocking yet somehow unsurprising: a local office worker has been formally diagnosed as a sociopath after an extensive investigation into her email habits.…
It Is What It Is
Alright let’s cut to the chase, you ambitious baboon: if you’re still expecting life to hand you anything more than a lukewarm cup of mediocrity, you’re…
Guide: How to Procrastinate With Style
Welcome, slackers, daydreamers and “I’ll do it tomorrow”-ers. If you’re here, it’s because you’ve got work to do but doing it just doesn’t vibe with your…
Influencers
Gone are the days when we looked to scholars, artists or even politicians (muffled laugh) for guidance. We’ve now turned to influencers, those glorious beacons of…
Damn Hormones
For those who’ve never heard of them, hormones are those microscopic tyrants secretly running the show while we all naively believe we’ve got free will. If…
Dave
You know Dave. We all know a Dave. He’s not the devil incarnate. He’s not even that bad, really, but somehow every time he opens his…
