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Breaking: Man Cures Cancer by Posting ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ on Social Media
Experts have been left completely baffled as local hero Greg Jenkins reportedly achieved what was thought to be impossible: he eradicated cancer by sharing a heartfelt…
Guide: You’re Caring Too Much
For those of you who don’t know, caring is that delightful social affliction where you convince yourself that other people’s lives, feelings and opinions matter more…
Interview: Satan Is Proud of Mankind
Hell, January 2025 — In an exclusive interview conducted in the fiery depths of the Underworld, Lucifer – who, strangely, insisted to be called “Luce” –…
Breaking: Columbus Discovered the Americas After Being Told to ‘Get Lost’
Historians uncovered a groundbreaking twist as new evidence suggests that Christopher Columbus, the so-called “discoverer” of the Americas, didn’t set sail with lofty dreams of westwards…
Interview: Man Asserts Dominance by Refusing to Read the Instructions
Local man Ridge Groves has been proudly declaring his superiority over his peers by refusing to even acknowledge instruction manuals in a stunning display of modern…
World Prepares to Ignore Same Resolutions for Another Year
As the clock and calendar are getting dangerously close to January 1st, midnight, billions of people worldwide are drafting eerily familiar lists of New Year’s resolutions,…
