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Breaking: Columbus Discovered the Americas After Being Told to ‘Get Lost’
Historians uncovered a groundbreaking twist as new evidence suggests that Christopher Columbus, the so-called "discoverer" of the Americas, didn’t set sail with lofty dreams of westwards exploration. Instead, it appears that the infamous voyage was a direct result of his neighbors bidding him to “get lost” after one too many unsolicited rants about spices. According to newly unearthed manuscripts, it turns out that Columbus was a notorious nuisance in his hometown of Genoa. Described in…