Breaking: Consortium for Internet Trends Calls for Proposals

Breaking: Consortium for Internet Trends Calls for Proposals

In a landmark decision that could reshape the fabric of digital culture (as if it hadn’t already been thoroughly mutilated), the illustrious Consortium for Internet Trends (CIT) has announced an open call for proposals for the next big viral sensation. The committee, made up entirely of people whose qualifications are somehow inversely related to their social media following, is asking the public to come up with ideas that range from ‘mildly deranged’ to ‘full-on societal…