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Interview: Man Asserts Dominance by Refusing to Read the Instructions
Local man Ridge Groves has been proudly declaring his superiority over his peers by refusing to even acknowledge instruction manuals in a stunning display of modern masculinity. Speaking from his garage, Ridge detailed his groundbreaking approach to life, one that boldly discards the written wisdom of engineers, designers and people who actually know what they're talking about. The Art of Ignoring Instructions “It’s about instinct,” Ridge said, confidently pointing at an unopened flat-pack furniture kit…