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Screw Positive Thinking: Embrace Your Inner Pessimist
Let’s get one thing straight, my lovelies: positive thinking is overrated. Yeah, you heard me right. All those chirpy, sunshine-and-rainbows folks telling you to “just think…
Breaking: Consortium for Internet Trends Calls for Proposals
In a landmark decision that could reshape the fabric of digital culture (as if it hadn’t already been thoroughly mutilated), the illustrious Consortium for Internet Trends…
Back in the Days: A Nostalgic Rant
Ah, the good old days. The days when life made sense and we didn’t have to worry about “Followers” or whatever the kids are calling it…
Breaking: NASA Researchers Accidentally Prove That the Earth Is Flat
Scientists at NASA have reportedly gathered evidence suggesting that the Earth may, in fact, be as flat as the average conversation at a local HA meeting.…
Breaking: Bodybuilder Discovers New Muscle, Science Left Gobsmacked
In a groundbreaking development that has left both scientists and gym bros alike scratching their heads and flexing in the mirror, local bodybuilder Derek “The Tank”…
Interview: Man Successfully Blames A Doughnut He Ate In 2008 For His Weight Gain
39-year-old Gerard “Biggie” Gagnon of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, has achieved what many have only dreamed of: successfully blaming a single doughnut from 2008 for his current…
