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Winter Is Coming… With a Vengeance
Winter, aka the season where the planet decides “You know what? I’m done with warmth and joy for a while. Let’s make everyone miserable.” As we…
Breaking: Car Manufacturers to Remove ‘Useless’ Blinkers Due to Lack of Adoption
Detroit, MI – In a groundbreaking announcement today, major car manufacturers revealed that they will be removing turn signals, or “blinkers”, from all future models, citing…
Breaking: Coworker Who Sends “Per My Last Email” Confirmed as Sociopath
The news is shocking yet somehow unsurprising: a local office worker has been formally diagnosed as a sociopath after an extensive investigation into her email habits.…
It is What It Is
Alright let’s cut to the chase, you ambitious baboon: if you’re still expecting life to hand you anything more than a lukewarm cup of mediocrity, you’re…
Guide: How to Procrastinate With Style
Welcome, slackers, daydreamers and “I’ll do it tomorrow”-ers. If you’re here, it’s because you’ve got work to do but doing it just doesn’t vibe with your…
Influencers
Gone are the days when we looked to scholars, artists or even politicians (muffled laugh) for guidance. We’ve now turned to influencers, those glorious beacons of…
