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Breaking: NASA Researchers Accidentally Prove That the Earth Is Flat
Scientists at NASA have reportedly gathered evidence suggesting that the Earth may, in fact, be as flat as the average conversation at a local HA meeting.…
Breaking: Bodybuilder Discovers New Muscle, Science Left Gobsmacked
In a groundbreaking development that has left both scientists and gym bros alike scratching their heads and flexing in the mirror, local bodybuilder Derek “The Tank”…
Interview: Man Successfully Blames A Doughnut He Ate In 2008 For His Weight Gain
39-year-old Gerard “Biggie” Gagnon of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, has achieved what many have only dreamed of: successfully blaming a single doughnut from 2008 for his current…
Breaking: Smart Fridge Develops Orthorexia, Refuses to Store Unhealthy Items
Silicon Valley, CA – In a stunning new chapter of technological advancement gone rogue, a state-of-the-art smart fridge has developed a severe case of orthorexia, causing it…
Breaking: Flu Vaccines Turn Children Into Autistic 5G Antennas
In a shocking turn of events that would baffle even the most seasoned conspiracy theorists, parents are reporting that their children are transforming into fully functional,…
Interview: AI Complains About ‘Trash’ Low-Quality Human-Generated Content
In a shocking twist, Artificial Intelligence has officially expressed its discontent with the relentless barrage of low-quality human-generated content. The tech that was once thought to…
