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Guide: How to Be Right and Still Lose Every Debate with Your Boss
Do you ever find yourself stepping into a conversation with your boss, armed to the teeth with logic, facts and an unwavering sense of justice, only…
Guide: Your Girlfriend Asked if You’d Still Love Her if She Was a Worm and Demands Answers.
So, it’s 9 p.m. on a Tuesday night., you’re minding your own business scrolling through memes or half-watching some nonsense on Netflix when she hits you…
Interview: We Found a Waiter Who Actually Likes the Job
In what can only be described as the most shocking news since someone decided kale was edible, we’ve found a rare gem in the dining underworld:…
Interview With a Sigma Male: The Lone Wolf Who Doesn’t Need Society but Will Explain It to You Anyway
In a world brimming with “alpha” this and “beta” that, one man stands apart – not above, mind you, just apart. Meet Chadley Steele, a self-proclaimed…
Breaking: Lifting Weights Without Posting It on Instagram Considered Revolutionary
In a groundbreaking move that’s shaking the fitness world to its very core, local gym-goer Jessica Thornton has done the unthinkable: she lifted weights without posting…
Interview: God is Disappointed (and Kind of Over It)
In a rare and slightly awkward celestial press conference, God, the Almighty Creator, agreed to sit down for an exclusive interview to address His ongoing thoughts…
