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Guide: Your Girlfriend Asked if You’d Still Love Her if She Was a Worm and Demands Answers.
So, it’s 9 p.m. on a Tuesday night., you’re minding your own business scrolling through memes or half-watching some nonsense on Netflix when she hits you…
Interview: We Found a Waiter Who Actually Likes the Job
In what can only be described as the most shocking news since someone decided kale was edible, we’ve found a rare gem in the dining underworld:…
Interview With a Sigma Male: The Lone Wolf Who Doesn’t Need Society but Will Explain It to You Anyway
In a world brimming with “alpha” this and “beta” that, one man stands apart – not above, mind you, just apart. Meet Chadley Steele, a self-proclaimed…
Breaking: Lifting Weights Without Posting It on Instagram Considered Revolutionary
In a groundbreaking move that’s shaking the fitness world to its very core, local gym-goer Jessica Thornton has done the unthinkable: she lifted weights without posting…
Interview: God is Disappointed (and Kind of Over It)
In a rare and slightly awkward celestial press conference, God, the Almighty Creator, agreed to sit down for an exclusive interview to address His ongoing thoughts…
Interview: The Mosquito That Annoys You Specifically Speaks Up
The mosquito that has been specifically targeting you this summer has finally come forward to break its silence. Known as Jim, this bloodsucking annoyance sat down…
