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Breaking: Nation in Crisis as Carb Consumption Linked to Rampant Happiness
September 2024 – Nationwide Emergency Declared Over Unchecked Joy In the biggest public health crisis since the pandemic, the nation finds itself spiraling into chaos as…
Interview: Middle Manager Explains What She Does the Entire Day
The corporate world is shaking as Janet Henderson, a 36-year-old middle manager at Corpovista Solutions, has agreed to speak out about what she and her fellows…
Alcohol
Ah, alcohol! Some fun in a bottle. That divine fluid that turns boring accountants (and you) into Evel Knievel, that makes the ugly (and you) pretty,…
Screw Positive Thinking: Embrace Your Inner Pessimist
Let’s get one thing straight, my lovelies: positive thinking is overrated. Yeah, you heard me right. All those chirpy, sunshine-and-rainbows folks telling you to “just think…
Breaking: Consortium for Internet Trends Calls for Proposals
In a landmark decision that could reshape the fabric of digital culture (as if it hadn’t already been thoroughly mutilated), the illustrious Consortium for Internet Trends…
Back in the Days: A Nostalgic Rant
Ah, the good old days. The days when life made sense and we didn’t have to worry about “Followers” or whatever the kids are calling it…
