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Guide: Small Talk, Because Silence is Scary
We all know small talk, the true art of saying absolutely nothing but pretending it’s crucial to your survival. It’s the difference between being labeled “approachable”…
Breaking: Local Idiot Claims ‘Monkeys Are In Charge’ After Heavy Night Out
Liverpool, UK – The dire event has left the local pub’s early-morning crowd both amused and bewildered: local resident Gary “Gaz” Evans, 34, claims he has…
Breaking: CEO Announces Bold New Plan to Increase Productivity: ‘Work Harder’
In a groundbreaking move that has left business analysts and economists stunned, the CEO of tech giant HyperCorp, Chadwick Kendall, has unveiled a revolutionary strategy to…
Woman Cures Her Depression by ‘Cheering Up’ and Realizing ‘It’s Not That Bad’
Brentwood, Essex – Local woman Sarah Bingley, 34, has defied the entire field of psychology by finding a groundbreaking cure for her decade-long battle with depression:…
Guide: How to Get out of People Asking You to Fix Their Computer Issues
So, you’ve made the rookie mistake of fixing someone’s computer once and now, congratulations: you’ve become the go-to tech wizard for every friend, relative and distant…
Guide: Your Wife (or Girlfriend) is Way Hotter Than You
Let’s face it, mate: your girlfriend (or wife for those of you who followed this guide) is a certified smoke show, and you, well… you’re the…
