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Dave

You know Dave. We all know a Dave. He’s not the devil incarnate. He’s not even that bad, really, but somehow every time he opens his mouth, you’re filled with the sudden and irresistible urge to slap him with a wet fish. Not really out of anger, it’s just that Dave is… Dave. In the office, Dave is the kind of guy who always has something to say during meetings that should have ended 20…
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What Your Diet Says About You

Aaah, diets. The culinary self-flagellation we all subject ourselves to in the name of “health” (or getting beach-body-ready for an Instagram post we’ll filter to hell anyway). What we choose to stuff in our faces says more about our personalities than any BuzzFeed quiz ever could. In that spirit, let's break down 10 popular diets and let's see what they really say about you, you plonker. Keto Diet Starting strong, right? You’ve told every single…
You Aged Like Milk, So What?
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You Aged Like Milk, So What?

Let’s face it mate: time hasn’t exactly been kind to you. But before you drown yourself in self-pity or anti-wrinkle cream, here’s a little perspective: you're not the only one to age like milk, you’re just at the front of the fridge, and honestly it’s no big deal. Here are 10 reasons why: 1. You Were Never Going to be the Mona Lisa Anyway.Let’s be real: even in your prime, you weren't quite a masterpiece.…
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Dear Parents of Screaming Children

An open letter to you... Oh, you lot. You absolute champions of patience and bearers of noise pollution. I’m writing this because I just love hearing your little bundles of joy perform their high-pitched, soul-piercing operas in public spaces. It’s truly a gift to all of us who are trying to enjoy a meal, read a book, or - God forbid - simply exist in a sliver of peace and quiet. What is it about…
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What Health Gurus Don’t Tell You

The “Secrets” to Wellness You Never Knew You Needed Welcome to the magical world of health gurus, where science is optional, logic is a suggestion and the truth is whatever sells the most supplements. In this guide, I’ll share some of the secrets these wellness wizards won’t tell you. Brace yourself for the truth. 1. Water: Not Just for Fish Anymore! You’ve heard it a million times: drink eight glasses of water a day. Why?…