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Breaking: Girlfriend Who Said “I’m Fine” Was Actually Fine
World leaders are considering convening an emergency summit while boyfriends everywhere are left trembling in uncertainty… A Catastrophic Breach in Relationship Protocol Around dinner time last…
Interview: Confessions of an Honest Politician
In a rare moment of professional integrity, a well-known politician agreed to an interview with that one condition: he’d actually tell the truth. No aides, no…
Guide: Moving, A Comprehensive Exercise in Human Misery
Moving house or apartment isn’t just a “task.” It’s a modern-day endurance trial disguised as an act of personal growth, or just a sign that a…
Interview: Man Shamelessly Uses Speakerphone in Public Transport
Darren Holcomb greets me with the same unapologetic smile he wore the day he became that guy on the subway. To him, the now-infamous seven minutes…
Air Travel – An Honest Review
Planes. Need I say more? Of course I do! Planes are those flying tin sausages humanity cooked up to blast through the air at 900 km/h…
Guide: Become an Alpha Male
So, you want to become an alpha male? The man so powerful he once won an argument with himself? The kind of specimen that doesn’t cry,…
