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Guide: You Are Burning Out
Welcome to Your Downward Spiral So, you’re feeling chronically exhausted, unmotivated and mildly dead inside? Congratulations! You’re officially on the fast track to burnout, that wonderful…
Guide: Mansplaining
Congratulations, you mediocre pile of unwarranted confidence! You’ve decided to master the fine art of mansplaining, the time-honored tradition of telling people things they already know…
Guide: You Want Too Much
Let’s face it, you blob: you want too much. Every day, you’re out here with your grabby mindset, hoarding dreams, goals and unrealistic aspirations like a…
Breaking: Computers Can Sense Tech Illiteracy, and They’re Judging You
Scientists made a groundbreaking revelation that surprised absolutely no one who has ever tried to explain the difference between “the Internet” and “Wi-Fi” to their parents,…
Breaking: Civil Unrest as Brits Realize That the Sky Is Blue After Rain Unexpectedly Stops
The United Kingdom fell in a global state of civil unrest yesterday as citizens were forced to confront a shocking revelation: the sky, as it turns…
Breaking: Man Cures Cancer by Posting ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ on Social Media
Experts have been left completely baffled as local hero Greg Jenkins reportedly achieved what was thought to be impossible: he eradicated cancer by sharing a heartfelt…
