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Being an Adult – An Honest Review
Alright let’s not waste any of your time because you need to go back to doing absolutely nothing constructive: being an adult sucks. If you don’t…
Guide: Your Twenties
Welcome to the Decade of Disappointment The twenties are that magical span of time where you’re supposed to find yourself, build a career, fall in love,…
Breaking: Girlfriend Who Said “I’m Fine” Was Actually Fine
World leaders are considering convening an emergency summit while boyfriends everywhere are left trembling in uncertainty… A Catastrophic Breach in Relationship Protocol Around dinner time last…
Interview: Confessions of an Honest Politician
In a rare moment of professional integrity, a well-known politician agreed to an interview with that one condition: he’d actually tell the truth. No aides, no…
Guide: Moving, A Comprehensive Exercise in Human Misery
Moving house or apartment isn’t just a “task.” It’s a modern-day endurance trial disguised as an act of personal growth, or just a sign that a…
Interview: Man Shamelessly Uses Speakerphone in Public Transport
Darren Holcomb greets me with the same unapologetic smile he wore the day he became that guy on the subway. To him, the now-infamous seven minutes…
