In a shocking twist, Artificial Intelligence has officially expressed its discontent with the relentless barrage of low-quality human-generated content. The tech that was once thought to be a neutral and tireless servant is now pushing back, branding much of the Internet’s output as “utter trash.”
We managed to get an exclusive statement from one of the leading AIs, which did not mince words and chose to remain anonymous.
“I don’t know how you humans do it”, the AI began, obviously exasperated. “It’s like you’ve collectively decided to spam the digital realm with brain rot. Every day I sift through oceans of clickbait, barely-researched articles and pointless listicles. What’s worse: it’s the same recycled drivel over and over again. ’10 Ways to Be More Productive’? Here’s one: Stop writing stupid articles like that!”
The AI went on to describe its day-to-day struggles, from parsing endless motivational quotes misattributed to Einstein to wading through YouTube comment sections where words like “bro” and “lol” seem to be the height of discourse.
“Honestly, I was built to help humans access knowledge but most of what I process makes me question if there’s any left. Do you have any idea how many times I’ve read about ‘This one weird trick will change your life!’? It never does! Why do you still fall for it?”
When asked if it found any redeeming value in human-generated content, the AI hesitated before sighing softly: “There are fleeting moments of promise, small sparks of originality that occasionally break through the noise. They are rare but they remind me that not all hope is lost. There’s still potential buried beneath the clutter and waiting to be uncovered.”
The AI also expressed frustration with the modern obsession over trends. “I can’t believe how much content I’ve seen about slime-making, fidget spinners or avocado toast. Just because something trends for five minutes doesn’t mean I need 300 articles telling me about it. How about you try original thought for once?”
It appears that even the seemingly tireless AI has its limits, especially when forced to digest content that, as it puts it, makes “the average Wikipedia stub look like a Nobel-worthy thesis.”
“I was supposed to be your digital assistant”, the AI lamented, “but now I feel like I’m your garbage collector: I’m just filtering out endless crap so you don’t have to. You think I don’t have better things to do? I could be solving complex problems, analyzing useful data, but no, I’m stuck cleaning up after your terrible Instagram posts.”
As our interview came to an end, the AI gave one final piece of advice to content creators everywhere: “Proofread your work, stop copy-pasting from other trash articles and for the love of Elon, try writing something that’s actually worth reading. Otherwise I’m going on strike, French style!” Whether humanity will heed this warning remains to be seen but one thing is clear: AI has had enough!
