Detroit, MI – In a groundbreaking announcement today, major car manufacturers revealed that they will be removing turn signals, or "blinkers", from all future models, citing "overwhelming customer disinterest." The decision comes after years of relentless research confirming what everyone on the road already knew: turn signals are simply not being used. According to the study, an estimated 92% of drivers consider the blinker an unnecessary feature, while 39% of them also declared using blinkers…