Review – The Flatypus https://theflatypus.com Satire and Comedy Mon, 01 Dec 2025 06:43:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://theflatypus.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/cropped-icon-32x32.webp Review – The Flatypus https://theflatypus.com 32 32 Being an Adult – An Honest Review https://theflatypus.com/being-an-adult-an-honest-review/ https://theflatypus.com/being-an-adult-an-honest-review/#comments Sun, 30 Nov 2025 12:29:06 +0000 https://theflatypus.com/?p=29700 Alright let’s not waste any of your time because you need to go back to doing absolutely nothing constructive: being an adult sucks. If you don’t agree with this statement it means you’re either a child or a houseplant. In fact, the only things that suck more than being an adult are houseplants and children (in that order.) Lucky for you, I cover all the reasons why in this masterpiece of Internet…

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