History – The Flatypus https://theflatypus.com Satire and Comedy Sun, 12 Jan 2025 12:45:27 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://theflatypus.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/09/cropped-icon-32x32.webp History – The Flatypus https://theflatypus.com 32 32 Breaking: Columbus Discovered the Americas After Being Told to ‘Get Lost’ https://theflatypus.com/breaking-columbus-discovered-the-americas-after-being-told-to-get-lost/ Wed, 08 Jan 2025 14:06:52 +0000 https://theflatypus.com/?p=29950 Historians uncovered a groundbreaking twist as new evidence suggests that Christopher Columbus, the so-called “discoverer” of the Americas, didn’t set sail with lofty dreams of westwards exploration. Instead, it appears that the infamous voyage was a direct result of his neighbors bidding him to “get lost” after one too many unsolicited rants about spices. According to newly unearthed…

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