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Guide: You Have No Common Sense

Congratulations, my little mongoose! You’ve finally realized something that most of us noticed about a couple eons ago: you have absolutely no common sense. Like none of it - and don't kid yourself: you can't make it with up with your looks because, well, your looks are... Alright, focus, common sense - you wouldn’t recognize it if it came up and stapled itself to your forehead, but don't be afraid, for I'm here to offer…
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Guide: You’re Paranoid

Alright, let me introduce you to paranoia: it's not just a fleeting thought; it’s a full-time job. You don’t dabble in paranoia. You commit. Welcome to the ultimate survival guide on how to live your best paranoid life. You think you’re suspicious now? Think again. By the end of this, you’ll be side-eyeing your toaster and taking notes on everyone who says “good morning.” Let’s dive in, you mug. Step 1: Technology Is Evil Think…
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Guide: You’re Being Very Undude

Alright, my nice marmot, if you’ve somehow stumbled upon this guide, chances are you’ve hit a fork in the road to chill. Your vibes? They’re off. Your aura? It's down there somewhere, just take another look. Now it’s time for a reality check, dude: You’re being very undude. And that’s just not, like, my opinion, man - it’s objectively and completely true. But fret not, for this guide is here to help you get back…
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Guide: Willpower and Your Lack Thereof

Willpower is this alleged mythical force that separates us mortals from our dreams of six-pack abs and wealth beyond measure. You’ve heard of it, you vaguely believe it exists, but no one’s quite sure what it is or how it works. So, in the spirit of demystifying this elusive quality, here’s a comprehensive guide to understanding willpower, complete with tips that are guaranteed to make you feel like you’re on the verge of life-changing action...…
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Guide: ADHD, How to Function When Your Brain is a Pinball Machine

Congratulations! If you’re reading this, you’ve likely realized that your brain isn’t quite the sleek, streamlined jet engine of focus that society expects. Nope, instead, you’ve been gifted with a mind that’s more like a blender without a lid where ideas, thoughts and distractions fly around at warp speed, covering everything in a sticky mess of chaos. Welcome to the wonderful world of ADHD, where starting 10 projects at once and finishing none is an…
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Guide: Your Girlfriend Sent You Shopping

Congratulations, mate! You've been sent to the grocery store by your better half. It's a rite of passage in every relationship, a task that seems simple but will likely leave you questioning your entire existence by the end of it. But don’t worry, this guide will walk you through the steps of surviving this nightmare so that when you come crawling back with your tail between your legs like the massive disappointment that you are,…
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Guide: Living with Anxiety

Welcome, you anxious disaster! If you’re reading this, it means you’ve officially given up on trying to fix yourself and have accepted that your life will be an endless loop of worrying about things that barely matter. Good, it’s about time you faced the facts: you’re a walking catastrophe with a mind like a hamster wheel of negativity, and there’s no way out. This guide right here is your ultimate survival kit for that pitiful…
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Guide: Your Partner’s Love Language is Complaining

Some people prefer words of affirmation, others gifts or maybe quality time. But if you're reading this, it's because your beloved - bless their cynical heart - has mastered the art of expressing love through... complaining. Yes, my lucky kiwi, your partner’s deepest affections are conveyed in sighs, eyerolls, self-pity and lengthy rants about life’s smallest inconveniences. How to deal with it? I'm glad you asked! Step 1: Understand the Subtle Beauty of Their Craft…
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Guide: Small Talk, Because Silence is Scary

We all know small talk, the true art of saying absolutely nothing but pretending it's crucial to your survival. It’s the difference between being labeled “approachable” or “the bloke who avoids eye contact like everyone's Medusa.” We’ve all been there, cornered at the water cooler or trapped in the lift with someone you vaguely know but wish you didn’t. But fear naught, my bubbly friend, because I’m here to arm you with the essential skills…
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Guide: How to Get out of People Asking You to Fix Their Computer Issues

So, you’ve made the rookie mistake of fixing someone’s computer once and now, congratulations: you’ve become the go-to tech wizard for every friend, relative and distant acquaintance in need. You might’ve thought you were just helping out but what you really did was unleash a nightmare. But fear naught, my tech-weary friend, because this guide will teach you the art of dodging tech requests like a pro, ensuring that no one ever asks you to…