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Guide: Small Talk, Because Silence is Scary

We all know small talk, the true art of saying absolutely nothing but pretending it's crucial to your survival. It’s the difference between being labeled “approachable” or “the bloke who avoids eye contact like everyone's Medusa.” We’ve all been there, cornered at the water cooler or trapped in the lift with someone you vaguely know but wish you didn’t. But fear naught, my bubbly friend, because I’m here to arm you with the essential skills…
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Posted inBreaking News Lifestyle

Breaking: Local Idiot Claims ‘Monkeys Are In Charge’ After Heavy Night Out

Liverpool, UK – The dire event has left the local pub’s early-morning crowd both amused and bewildered: local resident Gary "Gaz" Evans, 34, claims he has woken up on the set of Planet of the Apes "except it was real" after a “legendary” night out. Witnesses report that Gaz stumbled out of the local pub at approximately 10:12 p.m. after "more than a skinful" and an unsuccessful attempt to convince the bar staff that he…
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Posted inBreaking News Business

Breaking: CEO Announces Bold New Plan to Increase Productivity: ‘Work Harder’

In a groundbreaking move that has left business analysts and economists stunned, the CEO of tech giant HyperCorp, Chadwick Kendall, has unveiled a revolutionary strategy to boost company productivity: telling employees to "work harder." The Annoucement In an all-hands meeting streamed from Kendall’s penthouse office, the CEO delivered his paradigm-shifting announcement with the same bravado he reserves for investor calls. "Look, at the end of the day, the solution is simple," Kendall said, adjusting the…
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Posted inBreaking News Health & Wellness

Woman Cures Her Depression by ‘Cheering Up’ and Realizing ‘It’s Not That Bad’

Brentwood, Essex - Local woman Sarah Bingley, 34, has defied the entire field of psychology by finding a groundbreaking cure for her decade-long battle with depression: she simply decided to “cheer up” after reminding herself that “it’s not that bad.” The revelation came after a friend suggested the revolutionary idea during brunch last Sunday. “I was just sitting there, talking about how I’ve been struggling with my mental health, and my mate Becky said, ‘Oh…
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Posted inGuide Relationships Tech & Science

Guide: How to Get out of People Asking You to Fix Their Computer Issues

So, you’ve made the rookie mistake of fixing someone’s computer once and now, congratulations: you’ve become the go-to tech wizard for every friend, relative and distant acquaintance in need. You might’ve thought you were just helping out but what you really did was unleash a nightmare. But fear naught, my tech-weary friend, because this guide will teach you the art of dodging tech requests like a pro, ensuring that no one ever asks you to…
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Guide: Your Wife (or Girlfriend) is Way Hotter Than You

Let’s face it, mate: your girlfriend (or wife for those of you who followed this guide) is a certified smoke show, and you, well… you’re the human equivalent of a round of blue cheese. But don’t panic, you potato sack, because this guide is here to help you navigate life as the less-attractive half of a relationship without completely collapsing under the weight of your own mediocrity. Let’s get real: if you’re reading this, you’ve…
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Posted inBusiness Guide

Guide: How to Be Right and Still Lose Every Debate with Your Boss

Do you ever find yourself stepping into a conversation with your boss, armed to the teeth with logic, facts and an unwavering sense of justice, only to leave with what's left of your dignity torn to shreds and a fresh list of things you “could improve on”? Welcome to the glorious world of Being Right, But Also Wrong. If you're anything like me, you’ve probably tried this several times, thinking, “Today’s the day my boss…
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Guide: Your Girlfriend Asked if You’d Still Love Her if She Was a Worm and Demands Answers.

So, it’s 9 p.m. on a Tuesday night., you’re minding your own business scrolling through memes or half-watching some nonsense on Netflix when she hits you with the question. That question. “Would you still love me if I was a worm?” Let that sink in for a second, because it’s not just a question; it’s a test. A labyrinth of emotional landmines, a riddle, an enigma squished inside a pile of soil where apparently she…
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Posted inBusiness Interview

Interview: We Found a Waiter Who Actually Likes the Job

In what can only be described as the most shocking news since someone decided kale was edible, we’ve found a rare gem in the dining underworld: a waiter who actually enjoys their job. That’s right, folks. Forget the eye rolls, the whispered curses in the kitchen and the silent prayers to just get through the shift. Kevin "Smiley" Johnson is a 25-year-old server at the Soggy Fork, where the ambiance is as lukewarm as the…
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Interview With a Sigma Male: The Lone Wolf Who Doesn’t Need Society but Will Explain It to You Anyway

In a world brimming with “alpha” this and “beta” that, one man stands apart - not above, mind you, just apart. Meet Chadley Steele, a self-proclaimed "Sigma Male" who, as he’s keen to remind us, operates on a plane so transcendent that society itself is irrelevant to his existence. Naturally, we had to hear from the man who thrives alone in the shadows, though apparently not too alone, given his robust presence on several internet…